Besides a long grueling day in the Gulag I call work it was a long hard day ending with electroshock therapy.

My therapist said I still needed treatment to get past my deep seated anxiety.

I had a terrible feeling that my therapist was some sort of sadistic pervert with a thing for electricity.

Either that or he wanted to keep the local salon in business because my once straight hair has been standing on end lately making me look like I have an Afro.

I came home to a messy house.

The answering machine was full of messages I did not want to hear.

All those ads promising to enlarge my penis on the internet really got me in a bad mood. Damn if any of my email made any sense or meant anything at all.

The neighbors were yelling at each other next door but the TV flying out the window just left me shaking my head. it was flapping its wings furiously trying to escape but gravity would not let it.

Then I seen it poking out from under the couch. I barely caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of my eye.

A thin grin of anticipation crossed my lips.

I reached down with trepidation not knowing I was indeed about to savor something I forgot I had.

I put the rolled twig of love to my lips and realized I didn't have a lighter.

I left it at the therapist's office.

DAMN!

If I go back I will surely get more of his cruel electrocutions.

What do I do?

That therapist really scares me...

ooohhh...Martin...thank you soo much

very nice to meet you


oh i wish i could do that with the graphics



you are so cute and so courteous


you must have some awesome parents


cause you are so mellow and polite

& some young men are so wild & unruly

well, first of all .. .love and light to you


it's going to be okay . ..really it will


we will keep you safe here with us


and i have a lighter for you .. ..lots of them


and you do {{{ NOT }}} have to go back


to that insane therapist ever ever again

thank you nessa, i grew with my dad, but im more self taught on behaving myself. the graphics are actually from photobucket. just have to copy and past the link for posting in forums

you are soo good..


i'm still laughing





your cute little Skit


reminds me of Dragnet meets FrankenStein

Well, please give yourself a big pat on the back for me


cause you have done well with your life so far


and you are just beginning...so take it slow


and see if you can learn from others mistakes


so you don't have to go down every rutty road


like some of the rest of us have

hehe thanks, ill make sure to heed what you said

Dies ist alle so phantastische

I always keep a few pills in the center console for me and mah friends.

Anyone familiar with...

http://www.papertrip.com/

100% natural

100% Biodegradable

Glue free

WAKE N' BAKE!!!!

ohhh fantastic that's my good Buddy

Hello New Friend


you are more than welcome


but we don't do pills here


that is why we partake in the herbal remedies


so...please leave your pills at home


and come join us in the 4:20 friendly Clubhouse

oh, that is pretty cool...

and i love that music ...

thank you Sweetheart ...

i am soo happy that you have been reading

Siddhartha ..by Hermann Hesse

and if you haven't read it yet, or if you have...

I encourage everyone to also read another

of my all time Favorites...

it is called The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran

definitely My Friend


my Buddy from Idaho is coming by today to light me up


He's real sweet on me.. ..& i like him too


maybe i'll be a Mrs. again before too long


but, we'll see..


i still have other irons in the fire

Ohhhhhhhhh... My Hero Mirror Mirror


Here he comes to save the day


and to rescue the Fair maiden Rapunzel

from the clutches of the wicked witch


< where is the fainting emoticon when you need it ? >

all i have to say is BUBBLE GUM!!!!

okay fine

suit yourself


sooo what'll it be...?


Double Bubble ?


I can't think of any of the other names of bubble gum

im sure you know what i really mean!!!

Hola, did I hear someone say wake and bake!!! Oh good morning to one and all