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Have you talked to her? For about 4.3 seconds, yeah.... |
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Aww you got to talk to the woman. You have a great voice too.
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Aww you got to talk to the woman. You have a great voice too. It's even better when I do my Russian accent. |
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Go to the store now. Talk to her. Get her number. Ask her out for coffee.
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Go to the store now. Talk to her. Get her number. Ask her out for coffee. OK, well.... 1. She's not at work right now. She only works evenings and weekends. 2. I'm stuck in the wilderness of Indianastan for the rest of the week, compiling a business expense report for a local emporium. 3. I don't drink coffee. 4. She makes me nervous. (Isn't love grand?) 
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Dooofus! I'm going to slap you for being concrete.
1. This did not mean this second. 2. Do it when you return. 3. Coffee means hang out and talk in a place with coffee smells (c'mon it smells great). 4. Get the fugggouttahere. Ask a store related question. Compliment her.... be flip if you have to be. Humor is huge. HUGE. ps I love you. 
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Dooofus! I'm going to slap you for being concrete.
1. This did not mean this second. 2. Do it when you return. 3. Coffee means hang out and talk in a place with coffee smells (c'mon it smells great). 4. Get the fugggouttahere. Ask a store related question. Compliment her.... be flip if you have to be. Humor is huge. HUGE. ps I love you.
I love you, too. But I also love being irreverently obtuse at times....! 
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I know, and I adore it when you are.
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I know, and I adore it when you are. But you know, I'm normally very good with the whole "words" thing.... ....and yet, in this one singular circumstance, I find myself almost completely unable to formulate anything remotely resembling a coherent sentence. I thought about telling her "I don't know what to write here," but it's a bit of a non sequitur. |
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Hahahaha...... maybe say, Have you ever been on one of the online dating sites and read the profiles? And go from there. She'll be on the floor in minutes.
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Hmmm....could it be that one of the most intelligent ( from what I have read ) here, has a fear of sounding like a fool in front of a beautiful woman???
Welcome to my world, dude. 
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Hahahaha...... maybe say, Have you ever been on one of the online dating sites and read the profiles? And go from there. She'll be on the floor in minutes. I wish she was on this one -- I'd point her towards the "ONE GLORIOUS PROFILE" thread -- I'd have to say that thread contains some of my best work ever....! 
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