The Perfect Man



The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.


The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.


The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.


The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.


He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

Oh so true, Scotty....But, if you find a good guy, who is very close to
that, SEND HIM MY WAY!!!

sorry, I have to disagree, LoL, I've found him and he definetely isn't
gay!

Well Rozey I don't see how any guy could be gay around a beautiful, sexy
lady like yourself.Even the Queer Eye guys don't stand a chance.

too much....LMAO@BRAVO....

The perfect man?


You could have just posted me bro.!!

Well Glenn you are one sexy ***** but I didn't think that you were gay
so I left your name out, to protect the innocent.

Glenn, Are you saying that you swing your door both ways???

NO,NO,NO!!!!!
I AM NOT GAY!!!


The perfect man can NOT be gay, because the perfect man is drawn to the
perfection that is woman.

Easy big fella, your too damn sexy to be gay

Scott...You are scaring me now....You are tellin Big G that he is
sexy???

Well, You two figure this out, and let me know. lmao

IF , now Im saying IF I was gay,

I'd tap ya scotty.

Oh I love it when you talk like Big G,you just like the hair.

me too. scotty.

This isn't funny anymore.

LMFAO

i have a back up.. rozey all ready told you i wasn't gay.. she knows..

This can only lead to no good.

LMFAO...Have we got this settled yet????

You didn't pay her off did ya Lazy