John Mccain was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said Mccain. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Mccain, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know s-h-i-t?”

are you lonely or something?

I thought it make you laugh! lol

She's laughing at your lonliness! lol

Laughing!!

Oh my god, it that you Dan? I see the finger extraction operation went will.

I don't think Smiless will ever suffer a lonely day.

No i dont think so either, he has all of his threads to keep him company!

and much more then you can possibly ever imagine.