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Written on 09/14/2011
Dan, you are hilarious. Just when I think ive heard your funniest post, you post something funnier. Your soooooooo much fun to play with on the threads, and when I first met you, I didnt like you, because I posted, what I thought was a sexy picture of myself, and you said I looked like "Brian May". Talk about shot down in flames! hahaha But ive grown to really love you, and love it when your here more often, cause when your not, I miss you. luv2roknroll aka Roberta aka Kitten aka Jade Sasha(in the bar)aka Queen Biotch at the Biotch Kingdom. hahahaha.
Written on 05/21/2009
I'd recognize that sleeping bag anywhere.. Helmut Kunz would like you to return it now, Englander. Schnell!! Bitte.
Written on 02/07/2009
The bloody wanker stole my pint! If you ever see him, kick him in the shin for me!
Written on 01/28/2009
I'd like to one day enjoy a plate of blueberry pancakes, while watching Dan & Jeff ride their unicycles, in their underwears! I like pancakes.
Written on 09/23/2008
Dan is beyond funny - if that's mathematically possible! Only thing is he has a "thing" for my man, Rich... What's with callin' him "Pookeybear" anyway?? Yes, Rich is a slightly hairy man but no where near "pelt-like" which you apparently have a fetish for... ;)
Written on 09/12/2008
He stole my innocence..........
Written on 09/09/2008
One of the funniest guys I have never met however, after reading Ricks testimonial I think it would be wise to steer clear of him. So, I googled "Dan99" and midget tossing popped up along with "tossing off a midget", "disorderly sheep", "animal husbandry", "Shepherds and their flock", and "Silence of the lamb" a how to keep them quiet manual.
Written on 09/06/2008
A true imbecile and complete social retard. Were he any less of a man, he'd be an underaged Bangkok prostititute. He's one "safety meeting" away from full blown mental retardation, and I'm pretty sure you usually have to be born with that. If I had a nickel for every time he said something funny, I'd have a nickel, and that's just cuz he talks funny... And the only thing funnier than the way he looks is the testimonial he's gonna leave me in return for this one! lol
Written on 09/04/2008
one of my very best friends on this site. it's difficult to not like someone who's both capable (barely) of dishing it out and who can also take it back just as well. for all my picking on him, he truly is a gentleman and a really good guy (if you overlook the 6-inch clitoris that is!)