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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 118 | |
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dd- im going to win the lottery tonight !
and im going to be rich bitoch !  
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are we going to have to start a search party for gypsy ?
missing in action- one short blonde , big white teeth, carry's tp people with her every where she goes and think's cats are people too ? |
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if any one comes looking for me ,
i went that way <------------------> 
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ya she's MIA
or she forgot about us after her fabulous vacation |
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Awe Purple Cat I won't forget you, even if i'm not humping your legs
 
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awwwwwwww
 
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The love story of Ralph and Edna......
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry How soon can I go home?' |
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Somehow, Purple, it spooks me that the Ralph/Edna joke fits you
If we end up in a nursing home together...   
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The love story of Ralph and Edna...... Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry How soon can I go home?'
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The love story of Ralph and Edna...... Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry How soon can I go home?' OMG .. that's hysterical
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awwwwww , isnt love grand
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awwwwww , isnt love grand  
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love often smells like bologna sandwiches...
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Hi honey Im HOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!!!
 ARIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEQUILA YAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Im hungry.........whereeeeeeeeeez my cabana boys????
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love often smells like bologna sandwiches...   Gypsy
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love often smells like bologna sandwiches... Gypsy
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dear diary........I had the most interesting mexican vacation!!!! I got 6 fabulous cabana boys from England!!! They taught me "english"
<-----is now taking the piss!!
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oh and I fell down twice and burnt my upper leg with my hair straightener and bumped my head on some statue and also had a really bad case of edema in my feet and legs and should have gone to the hospital but I just wanted to drink more tequila!!!
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now Im drinking yucky agua.......I hate agua!!! It tastes like nothingness....blech!!!! but I have to push fluids....I knew there was a use for the gigantic golden
bohemian pillow.......
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