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| Topic: Men this is how NOT to get a girlfriend | |
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Yeah #15 brings back memories of 4th grade....
 
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Haha I wish a guy would do any of those to me.
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ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f ....
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ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f .... If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition Long sigh.........yep JT...so what cha gonna do?? I mean shyt you have dead bodies in the back yard, broken fences to keep em in... LOL Just kidding on the fence LOL |
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LMAO!!!
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Just might work out if you find a really insecure woman that loves constant attention???? Not like there aren't enough of "those" running around into forum walls here
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Hey, where did you get my ex-husband's "secret" list of how to attract women???? He sure did resemble some of those statements, yikes!!!
Damn, that says a lot for me, crap!!! Now stop laughing and pick yourself up off the floor and wipe the Diet Pepsi off your monitor.  |
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ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f .... If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition Long sigh.........yep JT...so what cha gonna do?? I mean shyt you have dead bodies in the back yard, broken fences to keep em in... LOL Just kidding on the fence LOL you ain't gonna tell no one about the bodies is ya?sssshhhh... |
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ahh no wonder i can't get a g/f .... If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition Long sigh.........yep JT...so what cha gonna do?? I mean shyt you have dead bodies in the back yard, broken fences to keep em in... LOL Just kidding on the fence LOL you ain't gonna tell no one about the bodies is ya?sssshhhh... sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those mounds are our secret, well the tractor that made em flatter....the birds......... 
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and ya gotta help me keep the neighbors from peeking over my fense
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The funny part is I know 21 year old guys like that. They're idiots.
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The funny part is I know 21 year old guys like that. They're idiots. They just haven't mended "fenses" as long LOL
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i need to start mending some fenses.if it ever floods,the bodies are gonna be floaters
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i need to start mending some fenses.if it ever floods,the bodies are gonna be floaters JTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! Great now you are gonna have to throw down some steroid wanna be types to hold the bodies in.... cover em with shyt, people just think your are fertilizing LOL This dead bodies is getting outta hand LOL
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i think i'll gravel my whole yard,maybe that'll be enough wait to keep'em down
ahh crap,i think i see a nose sticking up.i guess they're already rising 
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i think i'll gravel my whole yard,maybe that'll be enough wait to keep'em down ahh crap,i think i see a nose sticking up.i guess they're already rising Dear Gawd, Please allow a whopping snowstorm on JT yard he needs it like real quick or else he will be concreting his back yard, the FBI, CSI and it will be a disgrace to JSH knowing we hid a "cereal" killer and didn't show him how to mend "fenses" properly.... in your name give Thanks.......  
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can i add to that?
God,can you also send one hot chick with that order?preferably one that is blind so she can't see all the dirt piles? Please and Thank You |
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can i add to that? God,can you also send one hot chick with that order?preferably one that is blind so she can't see all the dirt piles? Please and Thank You hot chick ....... JT you putzzzzz that is #8 on the list!!LOL you know what you will be blessed with.....a chick that peeps literally lol
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