A lady was walking her dog down her street one day and noticed a lovely
tomato garden. The man who owned it was out working in it so she decided
she would ask "How do you get your tomatos so red?"
he replied "Oh I dont think you really want to know."
Her:"Of course I do!"
Him:"Ummm I dont know"
Her:"Ok I'll come back tomorrow."
so she came back the next day around the same time and sure enough he
was there in his garden.
Her:"I would really like to know." she said
Him:"Are you positive." he said
Her:"Yes, anything please."
Him:"Ok...I moon them."
Her:"Sound strange but I think I'll try it."
She came back a few weeks later and the man asked her how her tomatos
were doing and she said
"Well the tomatos are not much different but my cucumbers are enormous."

I'd love to see that full moon

that's good one thank for the laugh

*stands and takes a bow*