lmao

Never met a stranger I didn't like.

I was walking down the street, in the city, when a stranger bihind me,
kept saying (that's an ass,!! that's the s.hit right there)
I was so embarrassed !! and kept on walking but faster!! you should have
seen my face! and when I got home I kept looking at my ass to see what
the hell was he looking at..!!!

Omg Brandy.Lmao I hope you skinned his ass.

A buddy and me were talking to this older lady outside a bar, when she
decided she needed to prove how firm her boobs were, so up comes the
shirt, while asking us what do we think.Well let me tell you, even
though she must have been in her late 40's, damn those puppies were
firm.LMAO

Me and this girl were driving home one night from a party. It was late,
like 3am, busy inner-city road (we were 100% sober - it was a family
party event). A guy walked out into the middle of the road and fell
down. She freaked out thinking he died.

We pull over, run over, and he's all bloodied. It was clear to me he had
been hurt several times before. Puke and blood all over himself. He was
incoherent, and we dragged him off the road. He started crying. He
started crying about his children. We comforted him. Then he got nasty,
lunged at me, and then stumbled back out into the street - and laid down
again asking to be run over.

Again, we dragged him back. Again he protested. Again we dragged him
back. She went to call the cops, and when he realized she was calling
the police he ran off down a side alley.

wow Mike...... thats so sad... :(

Weirdest thing for me that I can think of right this minute,....

I was walking through a store when this lil old lady came up to me and
asked if she could FEEL my hair! I was like,, uhm sure. i guess... odd!

ohhhhhhh freakiest thing? My son was about 2 weeks old and I was grocery
shopping. This lady walked right up to the cart with the babyseat in it,
leaned over and kissed my son...... I about had a heart attack! I was
get the hell away from my baby lady! lol. Maybe I overreacted a bit but
dang! you don't do that to someones baby!

I would say it was this guy I as sitting next to on a bus, I had already
been traveling 24 hours and was exhausted, so I feel asleep. I woke up
to him kissing me and his hand between my legs....I nearly smacked the
**** out of him, the lady behind me told me after he got off the bus
that she thought we were together or she would have beat the hell out
him. He had to be 15 years older than me at least.

Well the strangest thing for me is that a man shook my hand and told me
I did a good job because he thought my daughter was so beautiful. I was
flattered yet creeped out.

I was about 6 months pregant and was shopping in a supermaket and this
man came up to me and started talking to me really friendly he got
around to noticing I was pregnant he put his hand on my belly and told
me when I dropped this one he would help me have another I was so
shocked I just turned and left the store it was soooo creepy.

The Wierdest thing that happened to me was when i was 15 i was on the
train from spokane to chicago and i had to sit next to this little old
lady for 2 days i had my hair cut short because it was summertime and
for two days straight this lady talked to me calling me son or sonny boy
i told her 3 times i was a girl but i guess it did not regester so
instead i did not want her to feel akward i just let it go and answerd
to sonny boy even though it drove me nuts i think that is the wierdest
thing that a stranger has done to me

someone mis took me for bein a member of ZZ TOP


lol...


i will never be that good...



party on....

Pissed in my eye......oh, wait! Nevermind, that was just an intoxicated
former boyfriend.

See Rock & Roll Stories Part 3 in jokes & funny stories, this is
probably the strangest thing.

LMAO @LILLY

LAZ321 STILL TOPS ALL LMAO

3-4 Times a year I volunteer at the Mission, Last year on Easter Sunday
thier was a homeless man extremelly intoxicated and he proceeded to do a
strip tease for me and the rest of the Volunteers, He said it was his
way of thanking us for our
support and Love,,,, Needless to say Security took him away..

This doesn't really qualify as weird, but there was a woman at work who
was a stranger to me, she was nice but I didn't know her well.

Last year this time I was really sick with what they said was a virus,
anyway was coughing really bad and it went on for about 6 weeks. She
kept coming by to ask if I was okay during my coughing jags. Even
strangers, EMTs would stop and ask if I was okay. One day she told me I
needed an x-ray and a prayer. I went to the clinic that afternoon and
they did an x-ray and found out I had pneumonia and put me on an
antibiotic and narcotic cough syrup. Anyway, two days later I came to
work and found out this sweet lady had died.

I still think about her kindness and how she cared about me, and then
she died. Sorry, not a weird story but thought I would share it anyway.

How about the scariest thing a stranger has done to you?

About 10 years ago I was on my way home from work, I had my sons in the
back seat of my car and was crossing over the bridge to get home. I
spotted two men on the righthand sidewalk, one kept looking back. First
instinct for me was to get into the left hand lane as I slowed down a
little. And....CRASH. The guy dove into the middle of my windshield and
was wedged up to his waist. I stopped slowly even though I was
completely shocked at what had just occurred. The man was completely
intoxicated, slurring his words, telling me sorry maam, this wasn't your
fault! My kids were crying and scared, my heart raced as I made sure the
man wasn't hurt, I got out of my car and grabbed a blanket I had in my
trunk to cover this man from the cold. The police came, and I had my
children put into the cruiser to protect them from the media that had
shown up. My car was totaled as the fire rescue came and used the jaws
of life to rip open my car like a tin can, to pull this man out of my
windshield, my adrenaline was so high that I felt completely wasted. My
kids were okay but I was worried because of this tramatic event. Later
that evening I was home with my fiancee, the police dept called and told
me the man was fine, only minor cuts and bruises, nothing broken and no
internal injuries, The the cop explained to me that the man was trying
to commit suicide. I was furious, knowing that if I hadn't seen him and
if I hadn't moved over into the left hand lane, my children would have
been further tramatized because his body probably would of came in on my
side of the windshield and probably would have killed in front of them.
my boys and I had nightmares for along time. Scariest thing I ever have
experienced!

she rang me up ...

scared the crap outta me ...

But now she is one of my best friends, and I love her