Topic: Confucius Says:
BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 10/29/08 07:59 AM


Confucius Says:

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.



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Man who run behind car get exhausted.



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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.



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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.



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Man with one chopstick go hungry.



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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.



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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.



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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.



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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.



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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.



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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.



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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.



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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.



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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.



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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.



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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.



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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.



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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!



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Wed 10/29/08 08:13 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 10/29/08 08:21 AM
drinks :banana: drinks :banana: drinks :banana: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Wed 10/29/08 08:58 AM
Man who ride bicycle upside down have nasty crack up. Not as good as your's,but,all I got.

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Wed 10/29/08 10:11 AM
rofl rofl rofl

Pathnine's photo
Wed 10/29/08 12:58 PM
These were hilarious! I want to read more!

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Wed 10/29/08 01:01 PM
"Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
:laughing: :laughing: rofl :laughing: :laughing: