Topic: Two Nuns and Dracula
uk1971's photo
Thu 10/30/08 02:20 PM
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at traffic lights when suddenly, out of nowhere, Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses at them through the windscreen.
'Quick, quick!'
shouts Sister Catherine.
'What shall we do?'
'Turn the windscreen wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,'
says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
'What shall I do now?'
she shouts.
'Switch on the windscreen washer.... I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican'
says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windscreen washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
'Now what?'
shouts Sister Catherine.
'Show him your cross,'
says Sister Helen.
'Now you're talking,'
says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts,
'GET THE FÜCK OFF OF MY CAR!'

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Thu 10/30/08 02:21 PM
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Thu 10/30/08 06:44 PM
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Thu 10/30/08 06:48 PM
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Fri 10/31/08 07:24 PM
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Fri 10/31/08 08:40 PM
I love British humor!

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Sat 11/01/08 05:13 AM
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