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Topic: I wish.... I had a dime
IMAGR81's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:39 PM
I would have to have a perv form letter if I emailed every one that perved me.

maybe it would go something like this....

Hello,

Thank you for looking at me but not finding me to your liking. I am sure if you speak slowly and careful into the window, the cook will give you a made to order person to your liking. Thank you for your time and for perving me. Have a nice day and pull forward to pick your order up at the first window.

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Thu 10/30/08 03:40 PM

I would have to have a perv form letter if I emailed every one that perved me.

maybe it would go something like this....

Hello,

Thank you for looking at me but not finding me to your liking. I am sure if you speak slowly and careful into the window, the cook will give you a made to order person to your liking. Thank you for your time and for perving me. Have a nice day and pull forward to pick your order up at the first window.




Ooooooh, window! Where's the window???


Peekinin's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:41 PM
waving ((((((((Fran))))))))flowers

Oh geez,,((((((Shoe))))))) what would we do with all the addresses we gather?huh bigsmile

Sometimes I perv profiles cause I ran across a post in the threads and it made me curious about the person. Of course, I also know a bit more about them and don't email, cause I'm either

a. too far away
b. too shy to email first,,I don't do rejection wellblushing

What I want to know, is how many same gender pervs? Do any of you look at your peers?huh

OpenWounds's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:45 PM
What exactly makes a viewee a perv? Or do you just assume everyone wants to do awful things with your naked flesh?

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Thu 10/30/08 03:46 PM

What I want to know, is how many same gender pervs? Do any of you look at your peers?huh


Honestly, about the only (alleged) profiles I look at anymore are people on my MM list -- and 99% of those are 7 words or less, so it doesn't take long.

I will occasionally look at a profile of someone who e-mails me, or to see if a friend has updated anything. And some of my friends are male so I will look at theirs.


shoesmonkey's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:47 PM
No Peek. I don't peek at the same.noway noway noway sick sick laugh

Peekinin's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:48 PM
Yup,,I look at some of my sista's sometimes. :wink: Particularly if they have a new pic, or I'm trying to be nosy and figure out who their hooking up withlaugh laugh laugh

I wonder why that is veiwed as any different than looking at the opposite sex?

Just cause I look at your profile, don't mean I want to jump your bones

or

Maybeblushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh

whispertoascream's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:49 PM

hey quick question, do you who receive pervs (sadly no one peeps mine) email those who looked at your profiles?


Honestly, no. I figured if they viewed my profile, and did not message me, then they were not interested.

shoesmonkey's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:49 PM

What exactly makes a viewee a perv? Or do you just assume everyone wants to do awful things with your naked flesh?
Do awfull thing's with flesh.........hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm, hey it's something ain't it! lol

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Thu 10/30/08 03:51 PM

I would have to have a perv form letter if I emailed every one that perved me.

maybe it would go something like this....

Hello,

Thank you for looking at me but not finding me to your liking. I am sure if you speak slowly and careful into the window, the cook will give you a made to order person to your liking. Thank you for your time and for perving me. Have a nice day and pull forward to pick your order up at the first window.
Actually that's a good ideal.... I'm going to use a generic thank you for viewing my profile letter...drinker rofl

franshade's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:52 PM
Edited by franshade on Thu 10/30/08 03:53 PM
do you really care who looks at your profile?

Peekinin's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:53 PM

do you really care who looks at your profile?


yup,,I want him to be 5 miles awaybigsmile

franshade's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:54 PM
generic letter, great idea IMAGR81 :thumbsup:

OpenWounds's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:57 PM
I dunno. I might have been referring to making some kind of strange handbag, or interesting suit.

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Thu 10/30/08 03:59 PM

do you really care who looks at your profile?


Not really. That's what it's there for. In a perfect world, everyone who looked would be unattached, two blocks away, female, and have a 160 IQ. Failing that, I'd settle for three blocks away.

shoesmonkey's photo
Thu 10/30/08 03:59 PM

I dunno. I might have been referring to making some kind of strange handbag, or interesting suit.
No lampshade?

Peekinin's photo
Thu 10/30/08 04:04 PM
I sometimes wonder what they think?

~reject~

too short

~reject~

too stoopid

~reject~

she's won't put out right away

~reject~

she likes bird's, they **** on my head

huh

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Thu 10/30/08 04:25 PM

I wish I had a dime.... for every time someone viewed my profile. Sadly they never email me...lol


with inflation, Id prefer a dollar...

OpenWounds's photo
Thu 10/30/08 04:25 PM
I dunno, i think thats a rather paranoid way of looking at it.

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