Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He
told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him
what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter shook his head, said, "Blondes!" and banished her to hell


The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Booboo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter is.

St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a
tomb behind a very large boulder."

St. Peter said, "Verrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."


St. Peter fainted.

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