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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I really wonder what men really want. Do they really expect something on the first few dates? Do they really want a partner and a friend?"
I really want you to say the word "really" over and over. |
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Hey, somebody had to do it.
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really really really really really really really really really
really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really |
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I really want you to say the word "really" over and over.  I guess you didn't mean that for real 
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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really See? The "Power of Suggestion" is real! And you can use it to make a fortune by selling time-shares to delusional retired jewelry executives from New York! |
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"looking for well I don't really know but you can find out"
Is this an invitation to play 20 questions? If you don't know the answer, how do you know when I win? |
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"looking for well I don't really know but you can find out" Is this an invitation to play 20 questions? If you don't know the answer, how do you know when I win? Yeah, I love the ones where they apparently expect you to drag all the information out of them....! Hey, if you're too lazy to write anything, I will just move on to the NEXT profile of a person who is too lazy to write anything -- OK, so it's a little self-defeating.... |
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See? The "Power of Suggestion" is real! And you can use it to make a fortune by selling time-shares to delusional retired jewelry executives from New York! Yeah, but if I did that, then that would mean I'd have to give up my night job as a Nigerian Scam Artist, I mean Overseas Entrepreneur.  
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See? The "Power of Suggestion" is real! And you can use it to make a fortune by selling time-shares to delusional retired jewelry executives from New York! Yeah, but if I did that, then that would mean I'd have to give up my night job as a Nigerian Scam Artist, I mean Overseas Entrepreneur. Tell your dad -- the Minister of Agriculture -- that I said Hi! And I'm still waiting for those ebola seeds he promised to send me.... |
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"The guy you take home to your parents"
hmmm...you mean when I don't want them to meet the one I'm sleeping with? okay, maybe that's just me...  hehehe |
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See? The "Power of Suggestion" is real! And you can use it to make a fortune by selling time-shares to delusional retired jewelry executives from New York! Yeah, but if I did that, then that would mean I'd have to give up my night job as a Nigerian Scam Artist, I mean Overseas Entrepreneur. Tell your dad -- the Minister of Agriculture -- that I said Hi! And I'm still waiting for those ebola seeds he promised to send me.... He said to tell you they are en route  
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"The guy you take home to your parents" hmmm...you mean when I don't want them to meet the one I'm sleeping with? okay, maybe that's just me... hehehe Let my parents get their OWN guy! |
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"The guy you take home to your parents" hmmm...you mean when I don't want them to meet the one I'm sleeping with? okay, maybe that's just me... hehehe Let my parents get their OWN guy!
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"hey you, yea you"
*sigh* if only he'd followed up with "shuddup n git in the damn truck"...  |
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Holy Crapoli!
This thread has made it to stage two! Who woulda guessed? And who woulda thunk The newest entries are just as funny as the first? Damn but there are some strange puppies out there... Thanks for the laughs Lex. I've come across a few over the last few weeks that I thought about adding to this list but haven't had the time. Sad to say there is an endless supply of material out there. Yeesh... |
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Holy Crapoli! This thread has made it to stage two! Who woulda guessed? And who woulda thunk The newest entries are just as funny as the first? Damn but there are some strange puppies out there... Thanks for the laughs Lex. I've come across a few over the last few weeks that I thought about adding to this list but haven't had the time. Sad to say there is an endless supply of material out there. Yeesh... I used to think there would come a time when it HAD to run out, when all the incomprehensible, indecipherable, unreadable drivel would end. I was wrong.... |
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Holy Crapoli! This thread has made it to stage two! Who woulda guessed? And who woulda thunk The newest entries are just as funny as the first? Damn but there are some strange puppies out there... Thanks for the laughs Lex. I've come across a few over the last few weeks that I thought about adding to this list but haven't had the time. Sad to say there is an endless supply of material out there. Yeesh... I used to think there would come a time when it HAD to run out, when all the incomprehensible, indecipherable, unreadable drivel would end. I was wrong.... But if it does run out..... you can always go to a different site and post the ones from here!
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"I was reading an artical online about online dating. They mentioned this website so here I am."
I hope you don't read any articals about toxic waste dumps. |
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"I like being outdoors ie: camping, fishing , skiing (snow and water), hiking, splunking (cave exploring)."
Yeah, that splunking is a lot of fun. |
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