Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when

working under your vehicle...


From the Northwest Florida

Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove

their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in

the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while

he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see

a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection,

she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the

chassis.



Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants

turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to

stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,

quickly p ut her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything

back into place.



She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the

crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring

at her husband, who had been standing idly by.



The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his

forehead!

...............................................

My head still hurts...

nice

the poor dear