If you want somone who will eat whatever is put in front of him and
never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it..
Then buy a dog!
If you want someone always willing to go out, for as long, and wherever
you want...
Then buy a dog!
If you want someone who'll never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies and soap
operas...
Then buy a dog!
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if it snores...
Buy a dog!
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and he loves you
unconditionally, perpetually...
Then buy a dog!
But on the other hand,if you want someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place,walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat
and sleep and acts as if your entire existtence is solely to ensure his
happiness...
Then buy a CAT!!!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say marry a man (LOL)
(needless to say the cat fits in like a man)

LMAO THAT WAS WAY TOO
FUNNY...Great way to start off the morning...

lmao til last line that hurt j/k

Ouch!

karma... you have your dragon back, and I'm out of my silly costume.
Yeeeeehaaaaaa ! Bonjour

I love my dog. LOL

lol Greyhound It's neverending DOGS vs CATS story

Here is my contribution

Note: I do not like CATS ... Traitors they are haha



Dog's Diary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary;
>
>8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite
>thing!
>
>9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite
>thing!
>
>9:40 am - A walk in the park! My
>favourite thing!
>
>10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted!
>My favourite thing
>
>12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite
>thing!
>
>1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My
>favourite thing!
>
>3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My
>favourite thing!
>
>5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite
>thing!
>
>7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My
>favourite thing!
>
>8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the
>people! My favourite thing!
>
>11:00 PM – Sleeping

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



>Day 683 of my captivity:
>
>My captors continue to taunt me
>with bizarre little dangling objects.
>
>They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
>while the other inmates and I are
>fed hash or some sort of dry
>nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
>rations perfectly clear, I
>nevertheless must eat something in order
>to keep up my strength.
>
>The only thing that keeps me going
>is my dream of escape

>
>In an attempt to disgust them, I once
>again vomit on the floor.
>
>Today I decapitated a mouse and
>dropped its headless body at their
>feet. I had hoped this would strike
>fear into their hearts, since it
>clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.


>However, they merely made
>condescending comments about what a
>"good little hunter" I am.

>
>The audacity!
>
>There was some sort of assembly of their
>accomplices tonight. I was
>placed in solitary confinement for
>the duration of the event.
>
> However, I could hear the noises and smell the
>food. I overheard that my confinement
>was due to the power of
>"allergies." I must learn what this means, and
>how to use it to my advantage.
>
>Today I was almost successful in an
>attempt to assassinate one of my
>tormentors by weaving around his
>feet as he was walking.
>
> I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the
>top of the stairs.
>
>I am convinced that the other
>prisoners here are flunkies and
>snitches.
>
>The dog receives special
>privileges. He is regularly released - and
>seems to be more than willing to
>return. He is obviously retarded
>
>The bird has got to be an
>informant. I observe him communicating with
>the guards regularly . I am certain
>that he reports my every move.



>My captors have arranged protective
>custody for him in an elevated cell, so he
>is safe....... for now

Hope you like it

Good one prussia.

yeah ... thanks guys. Aren't this the truth lol


BTW Greyhound I would disagree on "Dogs never touch a remote"


I lost quite a few of them to my dogs, chewing them in pieces:^(

However, I would prefer to have 10 Great Danes than i small kitten
hahaha

oops ... not ... I small kitten

a small kitten :^)

Great posts Prussia, so funny, but seemingly true

Cheers Scotty :^)

hey scottyBravo, have you thought about learning Canadian
chinese french yet?

Polynesiane French Canadian maybe

my dog licks my feet, and no man will ever do that for a woman.

LOL, Duffy...

I must be a glutton for punishment.....I have two cats

Greyhound, enjoyed that so very much, I'll take the dog thank you.
Prussia that was on of the best things I have read on here since I
joined, thanks!