Topic: Size
buttons's photo
Tue 11/18/08 05:49 PM
Edited by buttons on Tue 11/18/08 05:52 PM



I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable posting this but........

I can't seem to find *it* anymore under all my fur. Do you think this may hinder my chances with the lady chipmunks?
time for a trim?laugh

If I try with one of those human shavers, I'm afraid of what may happen scared scared
laugh laugh ok then the tweezers it is ..one at a time till you find what u are looking forlaugh

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 05:49 PM

BB?


who is BB???

ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME ALREADY?

oops just slipped out; uhh, you know........ we're like rabbits; don't you?!?!

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 11/18/08 05:58 PM
indifferent I am not a rabbit.indifferent



HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:04 PM
Edited by HawaiiMusikMan on Tue 11/18/08 06:09 PM

BB?


who is BB???

ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME ALREADY?

Sorry; there's a dozen & a half lady chipmunks that stay in my hole. I don't bother with names.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:05 PM
well, good thing I am not a chipmunk


WHERE'S MY SONG????

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:07 PM

well, good thing I am not a chipmunk


WHERE'S MY SONG????

Sorry; my tiny vocal chords are all worn out......... need time to heal.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:08 PM


well, good thing I am not a chipmunk


WHERE'S MY SONG????

Sorry; my tiny vocal chords are all worn out......... need time to heal.



rant rant whateverrant rant

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:12 PM
Edited by HawaiiMusikMan on Tue 11/18/08 06:14 PM



well, good thing I am not a chipmunk


WHERE'S MY SONG????

Sorry; my tiny vocal chords are all worn out......... need time to heal.



rant rant whateverrant rant

It's okay BB........ uh...... I mean H.E. Calm down......

*strokes her hair with his tiny paws & licks her ear*

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:20 PM
would rather you licked something else. I hate ear lickers.


And no.... I do not mean THAT either

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:27 PM
I just opened my profile for testimonials. Feel free if you're so inclined. Try to be nice though.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:33 PM
I did. Twice.

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 06:52 PM

I'm only two inches............
......tall; is that too small for you gals?

I'm a really good climber though, & I'll lick your ears!

I'm feeling very insecure....
nobody answered my question?!?

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 07:42 PM

...I'm a really good climber though, & I'll lick your ears!

Do women like this?

I know....... I have stinky, stinky cheese breath, but it's hard to find a toothbrush my size......... sorry! :tongue:

no photo
Tue 11/18/08 08:43 PM
I can't relate Dude, I am hung like a hamster if ya know what I mean.
Thats where the expression "Hammer Time" comes from.


Hamsters.

msmyka's photo
Tue 11/18/08 08:44 PM
You're going to regret this post when your picture is no longer a chipmunk :laughing:

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Tue 11/18/08 08:46 PM

You're going to regret this post when your picture is no longer a chipmunk :laughing:

I'll have to keep it that way for a while I guess! LOL!
Hopefully it will fade & disappear by then laugh

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 11/19/08 07:59 AM
Nope.

I will not let you live this down, Hawaii.

I will continuously shamelessly bump this thread so everyone can read about your squirrelesque self

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 11/19/08 12:41 PM
Morning Hawaii!

Have you solved your "small" problem?

HawaiiMusikMan's photo
Wed 11/19/08 12:54 PM

Nope.

I will not let you live this down, Hawaii.

I will continuously shamelessly bump this thread so everyone can read about your squirrelesque self

I guess you're hellbent on keeping me a chipmunk. Oh, well... the chicks seem to dig it LOL!

Being small has some advantages; I don't get caught easily when I perv the women's bathrooms bigsmile

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Wed 11/19/08 12:56 PM
LOL


I think it's better than being a gerbil in Richard Gere's house!