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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 4 | |
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I just looked at it more closely on your profile and now i think you look more like Barbara Bush! lol  Did you know the word of the day was LICKME???? BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 8 AND THE NUMBER D!!!  
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Are you forgetting i am foreign again? I have no idea what you are talking about! 8D Wha?
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Im just taking the piss!!!
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ok for dan......the word of the day is BULLOCKS!!!
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What a load of bollocks.
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dear diary.........I can out bullock dan ANYDAY!!!
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yeah but i bet you cant out wanker me
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<-----REACHES INTO HER PURSE AND FINDS........
HORSE PUCKIES!!! 
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i BET you cant out...........
dirty bad things with me!!! 
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Dont you DARE say things that will get me into trouble like that!
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Dont you DARE say things that will get me into trouble like that!
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This conversation is going all wrong.
So, what do you think about tractors? |
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Dear diary.......the wine has successsssssssfully numbed my face and my brain!!! !!!
But I see that dan is afraid........his gf has A REALLY BIG PURSE!!! 
dont worry dan.......I got my own imaginary friends on here!!!
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Even they dont like you! lol
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more vino tar bender!!!!
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u so look like my first wife......
sorry hi chev, got a kit kat? |
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hey scotty
gyspy dan thinks your tractor is sexy!
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u so look like my first wife...... sorry hi chev, got a kit kat?
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hey i didnt mean u...cutie...
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