"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

On a SNL skit they used the word, "Strategeries"...

No idea if he actually said it, but it is burned in my brain.

"I would just like to add that I have nothing to say."....Washington, D.C. August 6, 2004

HILARIOUS SKIT!!!!

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it. 2/7/01

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."

—President George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006