2. Sex isn't always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey ****ing. It's cool.
7. I don't wear grannie panties
8. I am curvalicious!
13. I will scratch your back (in and out of the shower)
14. I will not move into your apartment the first chance I get
15. Like you, I am scared of commitment
19. I have all my shots
25. I will sneak out of the bed and brush my teeth before you get up so we can have hygienic morning sex. (I might drop a mint into yours. don't choke)
36. I like drunk sex
37. I watch Family Guy, Simpsons & American Dad
38. I have been in a protest
42. I will love your penis
43. I always smell good. (well almost)


*OK I lied... I couldn't stand to put any more up... These were a few of the ones that made me laugh*

"i have all my shots"

sounds like fun.

Yeah that one made me laugh and I saw the humor in that one.. She had so many differant variations of sex/sexual acts I'm like damn woman is that all your about?!?!

i'm sure of the some men on this site would like you to pass along the name so they can make a new friend if you're not interested.

hah thats great. lol

It was on another dating site but uh sure? lol

"I don't wear grannie panties"

okay that's a damn lie cuz we all own at least one pair...maybe we only wear them on laundry day or during our period...and maybe we tend to keep this fact hidden...but still



"I will love your penis"

um...but no more than you do...


"I always smell good. (well almost)"

okay...what's with the "smell factor" and women???!! we, as a whole, are so concerned about how we smell...while the men we're trying to smell good for will give a dirty shirt a sniff and declare it "clean enough" to wear! puhleeeze...