Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past
a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a
football, and he stops to taunt the little girl.
He holds up the football and says "See this football?
Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells
her mother about the encounter. She runs out and
buys the girl a football.

The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and
the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah
na nah!"
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike.
"See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't
have them!"

Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is
riding a new boy's bike.
Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points
at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS?

Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you
one!"

The next day as he passes the house he asks the
little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"

So she pulls up her dress and says... "My mother
told me that as long as I have one of these, I can
have as many of THOSE as I want!"

OMG!!!!