"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"It smells like stripper perfume in here"

"I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names."

open the pod doors hal,.....hal, open the pod doors. hal?




whining!! always whining louis!!!!...do you want to listen to that? i don't want to listen to that!!!!!.... i listened to that for centuries!!!

Go back to your home on whore island! (anchorman)

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient... but I do love Fig Newtons.

Holy Crap! Will Ferrell posts at the exact same time! lol Will you marry me? Its gotta be a sign.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the blood fild moon (batman said bye the joker)

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.



My favorite ALL TIME movie qoute....

Jabba the Hutt: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Does that feel good to you?

Cause It's hurting me"

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"No no stop that... God put our mouths on our face for a reason"

Say hello to my little friend!!!!

Oh great! Melted chocolate in the dash, that really ups the resale value!

I think we're gonna be ok here. They have a hard candy shell... suprised you didn't know that.

Tommy Boy-

Tooth & Nail (2007)

Neon: "Just think of me as a wolf in sheep's clothing. And that makes you the lambs led to slaughter".

Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.
J.T.: How 'bout if I just kick your ass?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

My Cousin Vinny

Wadd: The Life & Times of John C. Holmes (1998)

Bill Amerson: "Oh yes, John did believe a lot of his own lies. John often got so carried away with lying about stuff that he frequently began to believe his own lies himself. One of the stories that John told to the public was of my doing. During the early years of his career, John and I came up with a story about John being a gigolo. Once a year during the late 1960s and early 1970s, John would fly to England to stay for a week with a wealthy, middle aged widow named Lady Agatha to be her companion and escort. She would pay him $10,000, as well as pay for his round-trip plane ticket and give him a one diamond a year so he could put onto a ring that he wore on his right forefinger.

Now for the record, none of that was true. But the public loved hearing it and the press ate it up. Many years later during the summer of 1984, John and I rented a fishing boat and we went fishing of Catalina Island. John then started talking about the old days, and how he loved traveling on location to Mexico, Hawaii, etc, to film some of his films. During that time he said, "remember when I used to go to England once a year to meet with Lady Agatha?" Incredulous, I looked at him and patiently said, "John, you never went to England in your life."

John said, "what do you mean?" I said, "we made that up. Don't you remember? That was a story you and I made up together for the press." After a pause, John said, "oh, that's right." So, bottom line, he did believe a lot of his own bull****."

and so the lion fell in love with the lamb...what a stupid lamb. what a sick, masochistic lion.

"Honest... I ran out of gas.
I, I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

Jake Blues

"I'd listen to him. Loosing really not an option for these guys."