OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get that damn jar open”!!!!!

good one

LOL! That's a good one! ROTFLMAO!!!!

(((bad)))
thats just wrong !

I thought old people always have those handy jar openers (as seen on TV). Hmm, must be pre-jar opener joke. LOL.

loved it!

That "armpit" bit had me perkin' a bit. NOT.



Actually, depends how you use that clean armpit.

What is with that dog's nose it looks kinda odd? I was saying to myself well I did that and I did that, only one I didn't do, then bam!! it was a joke! LOL; I guess that was TMI, should I feel stupid?

Boy I sure can wait to get old...

Loved it had the whole unit rolling