Topic: Now that's a job!!!
Crystal297201984's photo
Sun 04/15/07 01:52 PM
A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, just HATE
coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
have a job".The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all of your clothes Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll
have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
$200,000 a year."

The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

La_Esperanza's photo
Sun 04/15/07 02:02 PM
Ah that's too bad. Poor guy.

Duffy's photo
Sun 04/15/07 02:04 PM
you better not let Department of Social and Health Services get a hold
of this story.