Topic: Praise the Lord
Crystal297201984's photo
Sun 04/15/07 02:03 PM
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would
step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell
"Praise the Lord"

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he
became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of
her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his
porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord." Yet, the little old lady
continued.

One cold, wintery day, when the little old lady couldn't get to
the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and
said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more
food."

The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags
of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she
yelled.

The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no
Lord hahaha, I bought those groceries!"

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said,
Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for
them!"

La_Esperanza's photo
Sun 04/15/07 02:09 PM
Haha that sounds like something my abuelita would say.

flutter5's photo
Sun 04/15/07 06:30 PM
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Mon 04/16/07 01:08 PM
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Mon 04/16/07 02:17 PM
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