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| Topic: HEY LADIES SANTA IS HERE | |
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ooooooooooooo, me first
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Cute!
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woot woot...  Wouldn't mind sitting on that lap and reading my oh so long list he he
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nice!!
 
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I have been a bad bad girl then-Please let me sit on santa's lap! LOL! HO HO HO!
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What you ladies didn't like my other santa
 
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THUD |
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MMMM very nice!! |
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Merle, sweetheart, dear friend o'mine...you have my address, PLEASE pass it on to Santa so he doesn't pass me up this year! 
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What about the other Santa on this page, huh? He needs love too
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What about the other Santa on this page, huh? He needs love too we're being nice with it being christmas and all....leaving the other one just for you  
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 What about the other Santa on this page, huh? He needs love too we're being nice with it being christmas and all....leaving the other one just for you |
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CAN YOU POINT HIM THIS WAY PLEASE |
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Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Tue 12/23/08 02:19 PM
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NOT THE LETTER WE WANT Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa |
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~gasping~ Grammy
CAN YOU POINT HIM THIS WAY PLEASE |
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To fricking cute.....
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 cute To fricking cute..... |
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