Hi Everybody

I'm less than a week in here and I finally got up the courage to write a
hello for myself. As long a I keep my eyes opened for incoming pencils
and flying llama spit ( )Guys thanks for the
warnings. I think I will do well in here.
I can be outspoken and I also have a warped sense of humor. If you want
to find out more about me please feel free to drop me a line. I promise
that I will answer all messages~~~but if all you are looking for is
cyber sex and dirty talk, please look elsewhere.

Eileen

Well, it certainly took you long enough!

Welcome to JSH, and please take a look at all the forums and get
involved! There are all kinds of great people here!

welcome to jsh

Dont worry we dont bite (unless asked nicely) LOL

My daughter jumped on the computer with her friends, so if there was any
flying objects coming out of the computer hopefully she got hit with it.

Somebody down the block from us has 2 llamas in their backyard so if you
want to visit some......

New York llamas...hmm...do they know how to play frisbee?

omg! You're funny already. I don't think you will get the "dirty" stuff
in the forums. All of the guys here are real "gents" from what I've
seen so far. It is the outsiders that don't participate in the forums
that can be pretty gross! Just click the "block" button for those kind
of intruders.

Welcome!

we live only a few blocks from the beach, so I guess they go down and
play frisbee on the beach with the deer

Now everyone knows that deer have frisbeophobia. Except the green ones
(deer, that is.)

They can be trained to catch the frisbees on their antlers though. I
know the military has been training them to do that for years.

Hello amd welcome

Our deer are very talented!!!! they have been playing frisbee and
flying kites on the beach for years! they like playing with the llamas
because the possums and the raccoons just don't throw too well, always
to low.

Sounds like a conspiracy. Maybe Bush should invade New York after he's
done with Tennessee?

Oh NO Please!!!! We already have Hilary and Bill here do we really need
Bush here too???? aauugghh waaahh!

Let's send the three-foot-long paramecium to fix this! If anyone can do
it -- well, no, actually that's not a particularly good idea.

Let's send Bob Saget to fix this!

He already lives here in Ammagansett about 20 minutes from me...I think
he's the one who taught the animals how to play on the beach for those
videos.

Eileen, is he still hanging out with Joey and Uncle Jesse?

No-he just sells posters of doorknobs and raises three-foot long
paramecium (S?)

I would really like to meet Kimmy Gibbler.

She lives with Andrea Barber out on "the island." They have a guy that
runs around and points in the air every time a plane flies over.