Type out the sentence you end up with.

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-- -----a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I kicked an Ipod cuz I'm crazy

I ran over Chuck Norris because thats how I roll.

I kicked my science teacher because I am cool like that.

I licked a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because that's how i roll!!!!!!

I kicked a baseball bat because I can

I sang to your mom,because I'm cool like that !

i jumped on my sister because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I licked mobile phone because someone off me $1,000,000!!

I yelled at my sister because someone offered me a Million dollars....hey, that ain't bad for some loud language!

I did my ex's sister because she was hot!



Wait... thats not up there is it?

I kicked my science teacher because Big bird said to and he's my leader.

I ran over a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I sang to an iPod cuz' I'm cool like that.

i had lunch with a baseball bat because the voices told me to

I sang to a banana because I think I need some serious help!!!!

That's great.