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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 15
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/14/09 10:02 AM
<<--comes in with a cooler full of plastic explosives and Jello, sets the phone in the middle of the jello bomb mixture attaches the timer to the explosives and wires in the detonater and dives behind the couch

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:04 AM
<-----Already blew up one phone.......I call that one.......the iggie phone!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/14/09 10:10 AM
ever feel swept off your feet??? because they tied a rope around your ankles and attached it to their bumper an drove off?? omg thats how I feel today

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:14 AM
I feel really tired today.......... When people try to rope my feet I tend to get really pissed off!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:15 AM
and then I throw coffee cups!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/14/09 10:16 AM
I'm tooooooo nice

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:18 AM
Im not!!!! I think it comes from from I was younger and too nice and I used to go to some pretty rough places.....and if wasnt quick with my wit or quick with my hands......bad things could have happened!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/14/09 10:20 AM
I was mean an nasty when I needed to be when I was younger but after I had kids I turned into this mild mannered to nice gentle creature

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:21 AM
Find your inner b*tch!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:22 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhh I just bashed my head into the fridge door!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/14/09 10:22 AM
ohhhhhhh nooooooooooo your supposed to open the door THEN stick your head in aawwwwwwwwww owiez!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:25 AM
ya well I had the cat in my lap and decided to carry him to the fridge...he is soooooooooooo heavy!!! and I was trying to get the milk.......andddddddddd idk it was one of those FREAK ACCIDENTS!!!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 01/14/09 10:25 AM
<------ has NEVER been good looking ... just handsome Well if your not handsome, you better be "handy" <------ typically VERY, VERY handy WOO HOO AND ??? thats without DUCT TAPE

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/14/09 10:26 AM
aaaaaawwwwwwwww Shadow !!!kiss mommy better!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:30 AM
<------IS handy as a pencil eraser!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:32 AM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG A LISPER IS ON TV!!!!!! I MUST STARE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:41 AM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!!!!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringggggggggg!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 01/14/09 10:45 AM
<--- Can place things in Attic storage space WITHOUT getting a ladder Ladies

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/14/09 10:47 AM
<--- Can place things in Attic storage space WITHOUT getting a ladder Ladies Soooooooooooo you are a handy mandy????

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 01/14/09 10:49 AM
hahahahahha YEP ...... its brilliantly COLD here today .. whats up out YOUR way ???