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Topic: I want a divorce from liberalism
beeorganic's photo
Sun 01/18/09 09:23 PM
The below comment appeared in a local newspaper comments section in regards to an editor's "Our View" opinion piece ("Our View: George W. Bush's legacy, for better and (mostly) worse") earlier today.

http://www.pjstar.com/opinions/x1881638821/Our-View-George-W-Bushs-legacy-for-better-and-mostly-worse - the article itself.

I don't know if the poster/commentor was the original creator of this letter or not; However, aside from reflecting many of my own personal views... this really put things into perspective.



"Sorry but I just couldn't resist, But I am gamed if you guys are???

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the
difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. To wit:

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are also welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell and The View (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is... practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf . We'll continue to believe healthcare is a privilege and not a right.

We'll keep 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' and 'The National Anthem.' I'm sure you'll be happy to
substitute 'Imagine', 'I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing', 'Kum Ba Ya', or 'We Are the World.'

We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? We think it is certainly fair and equitable.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you all of ANWR on 'Who will need whose help in 15 years'.

Sincerely,

P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand, too."

Lyric_rossi_'s photo
Sun 01/18/09 09:25 PM
good read

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 01/18/09 09:26 PM
:cry: Beautiful, that was Beautiful:cry: drinker

WallaceStevens's photo
Sun 01/18/09 09:34 PM
After 8 years of ruining the country, or, let's say, not helping anyone, including themselves, the Republicans, who claim to be Christians, still have no conscience, compassion, or common sense.

I for one welcome a New Day in America and the world. The dynasties of the upper class, who will still be flexing their muscle, I'm sure, had better watch out.


beeorganic's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:21 PM

After 8 years of ruining the country, or, let's say, not helping anyone, including themselves, the Republicans, who claim to be Christians, still have no conscience, compassion, or common sense.

I for one welcome a New Day in America and the world. The dynasties of the upper class, who will still be flexing their muscle, I'm sure, had better watch out.




I don't see the word "Republican" mentioned anywhere in the "divorce letter".

"The dynasties of the upper class, who will still be flexing their muscle, I'm sure, had better watch out".

Now, now, threatening those of the upper class (including elitist socialists like Ted Kennedy)isn't going to make for peaceful divorce. Don't you fret, I believe Obama (if he stands by ALL his campaign promises) will try to deliver you to the promise land and a "New Day".

damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:25 PM
How about all the liberals go up north, and the rest of the normal Americans can move to the south. drinker

WallaceStevens's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:29 PM
If you mean stand by your ignorance, yeah, you are, I can tell.

mark5222's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:46 PM
GORGE BUSH HAS PASSED MORE HAND OUTS TO THE LOWER INCOME OF AMERICA THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. LOOK IT UP.TO SAY HE DOESNT HAVE COMPASSION IS A FABRICATED UNTRUETH.HES KEPT US SAFE BY NOT HAVING COMMON SENCE.BESIDES ITS NOT THE GOVERNMENTS PLACE TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING BUT DEFENSE. READ THE CONSTITUTION.CHRISTIAN CHURCHES ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO SEND AID TO CATASTOPHY STRICKEN COUNTRYS AND MOST OF THE TIME THEY ARE PLACES WHERE YOU ARE KILLED FOR SPEAKING THE NAME OF CHRIST.AND AS A COUNTRY WE GIVE MORE AID TO OUR ENEMYS THAN ANY COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. SO PLEASE DONT TELL ME HOW BAD , EVIL AND UNCARING THE PAST 8 YRS HAS BEEN I DONT BUY IT.

Thomas3474's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:48 PM
OH AH I love this post!!!!How wonderful it would be if we could have our country back from these Liberal A-holes who have burned our flag and pissed on our white house.The Liberal revolution began pissing on our country beginning in the 1960's and has steadily grown from there.It is a poison that has destroyed not only lives but cities and states.California typically paves the way with radical liberal thinking.Americas moral downfall began starting in the 1960's.



Here's a few more you can have....

Nancy Pelosi
Al gore
Micheal douglas
Sean penn
State of California
State of New york
City of Boston
City of Seattle
State of Massacuhutes
Cindy shean
Sheryl crow(and her theory people should only use one sheet of toilet paper)
The New york times
CNN
The San fransico times
Jane fonda
John kerry
Planned parenthood

Strap them to a Atomic bomb and drop it on Mecca and make sure the ACLU gets a front row seat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5B6EUaI18&feature=related


WallaceStevens's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:51 PM
I'm done talking to you, I don't do screaming.

damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:53 PM

OH AH I love this post!!!!How wonderful it would be if we could have our country back from these Liberal A-holes who have burned our flag and pissed on our white house.The Liberal revolution began pissing on our country beginning in the 1960's and has steadily grown from there.It is a poison that has destroyed not only lives but cities and states.California typically paves the way with radical liberal thinking.Americas moral downfall began starting in the 1960's.



Here's a few more you can have....

Nancy Pelosi
Al gore
Micheal douglas
Sean penn
State of California
State of New york
City of Boston
City of Seattle
State of Massacuhutes
Cindy shean
Sheryl crow(and her theory people should only use one sheet of toilet paper)
The New york times
CNN
The San fransico times
Jane fonda
John kerry
Planned parenthood

Strap them to a Atomic bomb and drop it on Mecca and make sure the ACLU gets a front row seat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5B6EUaI18&feature=related




You forgot Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Harry Reid

mark5222's photo
Sun 01/18/09 10:57 PM
YOU FORGOT PRESIDENT ELECT OBAMA

mark5222's photo
Sun 01/18/09 11:03 PM
I DONT THINK THE BOMB THING IS COOL. JUST GIVE THEM THERE OWN COUNTRY INSTEAD OF MINE TO DESTROY

WallaceStevens's photo
Sun 01/18/09 11:05 PM
Did you come here to get a date? lol, good luck, mister, gawd.

Thomas3474's photo
Sun 01/18/09 11:11 PM

YOU FORGOT PRESIDENT ELECT OBAMA


Lets not forget Michelle obama and her famous "for the first time I am proud of my country" speech.

Lynann's photo
Sun 01/18/09 11:25 PM
The person who sent that piece to a newspaper in should be ashamed as should be the editors of the paper!

It's a bad rewrite of an old piece borrowing heavily from a piece that has been circulating for at least thirty years.

A stolen piece that is asinine, badly re-written, small minded and only marginally entertaining.



Winx's photo
Sun 01/18/09 11:33 PM
Edited by Winx on Sun 01/18/09 11:34 PM


YOU FORGOT PRESIDENT ELECT OBAMA


Lets not forget Michelle obama and her famous "for the first time I am proud of my country" speech.


I can imagine how proud she was when her country wanted her husband for the first black Presidential candidate.





no photo
Mon 01/19/09 07:51 AM
Edited by voileazur on Mon 01/19/09 07:54 AM

The below comment appeared in a local newspaper comments section in regards to an editor's "Our View" opinion piece ("Our View: George W. Bush's legacy, for better and (mostly) worse") earlier today.

http://www.pjstar.com/opinions/x1881638821/Our-View-George-W-Bushs-legacy-for-better-and-mostly-worse - the article itself.

I don't know if the poster/commentor was the original creator of this letter or not; However, aside from reflecting many of my own personal views... this really put things into perspective.



"Sorry but I just couldn't resist, But I am gamed if you guys are???

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the
difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. To wit:

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are also welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell and The View (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is... practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf . We'll continue to believe healthcare is a privilege and not a right.

We'll keep 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' and 'The National Anthem.' I'm sure you'll be happy to
substitute 'Imagine', 'I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing', 'Kum Ba Ya', or 'We Are the World.'

We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? We think it is certainly fair and equitable.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you all of ANWR on 'Who will need whose help in 15 years'.

Sincerely,

P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand, too."




Your 'patriotic' brother forgot two (2) fundamental elements he would have to part with in this divisise article of his.

The very name of your country,

... The 'UNITED' States of America!!! and its world famous acronym:

... The 'US' of A !!!

no photo
Mon 01/19/09 08:07 AM
Edited by Unknow on Mon 01/19/09 08:09 AM

How about all the liberals go up north, and the rest of the normal Americans can move to the south. drinker
Don't send the "Rest of the normal" people here!!!! We cant take anymore!!!! Florida suffers enough from "Those normal People"....How can you consider Kentucky apart of the south anyway...South of Ohio?:tongue:

no photo
Mon 01/19/09 08:10 AM
Health care is a privlege? Does this mean agree with us or suffer & die?

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