Topic: Now He's President
uk1971's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:01 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Tue 01/20/09 03:06 PM
Q. Why will Obama hold a séance now he's in the White House?
A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.


PresidentObama has arranged for his first meeting with foreign leaders from other to demonstrate his foreign policy expertise. It's scheduled to run for five minutes.


Q. What will America's national bird now that Obama has taken office?
A. His middle finger.


Obama's staff is preparing for his first press conference as President. They're busy writing the questions.


Q. What's the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Nobody knows.


Unlike former Presidents, Obama is not a member of the NRA, National Rifle Association. He's joined William Ayers organization instead. The NBA, the National Bombers Association.


Q. Why didn't President Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Vice President Biden was out of town.


bigsmile :banana:



catwoman96's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:05 PM
careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama

liltazz's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:05 PM
Now, now. You behave. flowerforyou

uk1971's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:08 PM
I recieved those in an email from an American friend. So apologies to folks if they are offended in any way.

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boredinaz06's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:09 PM
laugh laugh laugh

cannottell's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:17 PM
I think it's a great move for America.drinker

Jim519's photo
Tue 01/20/09 03:19 PM

careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama


Thats ridiculous. THat race card will always be an issue since he is "half" black. THat shouldnt matter, a joke is a joke. I say..."Say what you want"

I think they are funny...periodlaugh

Winx's photo
Tue 01/20/09 08:42 PM

careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama


He didn't say anything racist, Cat.flowerforyou

catwoman96's photo
Tue 01/20/09 08:50 PM


careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama


He didn't say anything racist, Cat.flowerforyou


winx...i was being sarcstic a bit. Ive been called a racist numerous times ONLINE (yet never in real life) becasue im not a fan of obamas.
its unfair.
it makes me mad.

Winx's photo
Tue 01/20/09 09:12 PM
Edited by Winx on Tue 01/20/09 09:13 PM



careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama


He didn't say anything racist, Cat.flowerforyou


winx...i was being sarcstic a bit. Ive been called a racist numerous times ONLINE (yet never in real life) becasue im not a fan of obamas.
its unfair.
it makes me mad.



I'm sorry that it's happening to you.flowerforyou

There are some on here that bad mouth him for being black. You are not one of them.

Did you fall on the floor? :tongue:

catwoman96's photo
Tue 01/20/09 09:16 PM


I'm sorry that it's happening to you.flowerforyou

There are some on here that bad mouth him for being black. You are not one of them.

Did you fall on the floor? :tongue:


the first time i did....then I picked myself up........and took out my weed whackerbigsmile

Winx's photo
Tue 01/20/09 09:17 PM



I'm sorry that it's happening to you.flowerforyou

There are some on here that bad mouth him for being black. You are not one of them.

Did you fall on the floor? :tongue:


the first time i did....then I picked myself up........and took out my weed whackerbigsmile


rofl rofl

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 01/20/09 11:00 PM

Q. Why will Obama hold a séance now he's in the White House?
A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.


PresidentObama has arranged for his first meeting with foreign leaders from other to demonstrate his foreign policy expertise. It's scheduled to run for five minutes.


Q. What will America's national bird now that Obama has taken office?
A. His middle finger.


Obama's staff is preparing for his first press conference as President. They're busy writing the questions.


Q. What's the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Nobody knows.


Unlike former Presidents, Obama is not a member of the NRA, National Rifle Association. He's joined William Ayers organization instead. The NBA, the National Bombers Association.


Q. Why didn't President Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Vice President Biden was out of town.


bigsmile :banana:




rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


rickfw's photo
Fri 01/23/09 05:44 PM


careful people are going to call you racist now. white people cant joke about or dislike obama


Thats ridiculous. THat race card will always be an issue since he is "half" black. THat shouldnt matter, a joke is a joke. I say..."Say what you want"

I think they are funny...periodlaugh




amen to thatlaugh