Topic: Rock of Love Bus/Bret Michaels
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Mon 01/26/09 11:24 PM
Is this guy serious?

No wonder people hate America.

What a joke of a show, not only is it in season 3 or whatever, what a bunch of skanks.

Bret Michaels is a D-Bag.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:31 PM
Bret Michaels is an example of how a complete and utter LACK of talent can get you places. Rock of Love is, quite simply, one of the WORST shows on television, with absolutely NO redeeming qualities about it whatsoever.

And the WORST part is that the show is on its THIRD season. Its THIRD SEASON. Decent-quality shows often don't last past three seasons, and that aborted placenta of reality TV trash lasts for THAT long?

To go one further, Poison (Michael's glam-metal band) is the sole reason why the whole "hair-metal" craze died out the way it did- it's SO bad, it's simply laughable.

Bret Michaels needs to kiss a cow-pie for all the good luck and fortune he's been given for his stinking up the music scene.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:38 PM
Yea Poison sucks, and yea the women on that show are skanks. The reason it does so well is because lots of people like to laugh at how dumb the skanks are. Then othr skanks like to watch them and be like "omg that ***** is like a total *****"

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Mon 01/26/09 11:40 PM
Yeah. The whole "trainwreck" aspect of the show, as well as the "scandal" and the catfights are what draw the intellectually-challenged. It's kinda like "The Jerry Springer Show" but with fewer rednecks.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:50 PM
how can i be paris hilton's friend show is even worse. i watched that for two minutes and was appalled, and i didn't see the brett michaels show, but it can't be as bad as fighting to be paris hiltons friend, by devious ways or you're "nothing" so to speak....

i got rid of my tv after i saw that.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:57 PM
That other Rock of Love show with Sharon Osbourne is just as bad. Like anyone's gonna watch some show about some British shrew trying to teach a bunch of street tramps how to be "ladies". :laughing:

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Tue 01/27/09 12:07 AM
Reality Shows are the Herpes of TV like Mindy is the Herpes of Mingle...

Every program director at VH1 will roast in hell for re-defining the lowest common tv-viewing denominator.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:28 AM
And I bet Michaels has got an ego about that aborted placenta of a show of his, too. He probably thinks it ranks up there with "CSI" or "St. Elsewhere", I bet.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:30 AM
But he takes the dregs of humanity and makes them famous. They flash boobs and skirts that barely cover their pubes, get roaring drunk and are throwing up all over the place, acting like dogs in heat fighting over the guy, heck, what more could someone ask for.noway huh

Last season he actually picked someone with class, a TV newswoman, guess she got kicked to the curb for being too boring if he is at it again. These ones aren't even good looking, except for 1 or 2. Simply amazing and disgusting. Yechhhh. sick sick sick sick

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Tue 01/27/09 01:00 AM
I can totally imagine the pitch for season 3:

VH1 Exec #1: OK so how about this season we have Bret just vomit directly into peoples brains...

VH1 Exec #2: Dude that's brilliant! We are so getting a Cable Ace award1 Thanks Satan for hooking us up with this job dude bro!

Satan: No problem, keep up the good work and thanks for all the souls.

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Tue 01/27/09 01:52 AM
So you KNOW Chef's gonna be glued to the set come Season 3 of Rock of Love. :laughing:

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Tue 01/27/09 02:19 AM
ALL "reality TV" must hang, regardless of what it is.

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Tue 01/27/09 05:13 AM
I can honestly say I don't watch MTV or VH1, and haven't in years. Once they started with all the shows and quit playing music, I was done.

Personally, I think any of the reality shows with celebrities on them are a joke anyway. It's all a bunch of made up drama about a "has-been" who is trying to gain some sort of notoriety, regardless of the humiliation it might cost them.

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Tue 01/27/09 05:19 AM
Edited by plk1966 on Tue 01/27/09 05:20 AM
I find it hysterical that these people actually think this is the way to find someone to love and spend the rest of their life with.


He should just join Mingle:banana: :laughing:

He would have better luck on Mutual Match:laughing: :laughing:

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Tue 01/27/09 07:46 AM

I can honestly say I don't watch MTV or VH1, and haven't in years. Once they started with all the shows and quit playing music, I was done.

Personally, I think any of the reality shows with celebrities on them are a joke anyway. It's all a bunch of made up drama about a "has-been" who is trying to gain some sort of notoriety, regardless of the humiliation it might cost them.


Indeed. VH1 and MTV should really consider changing their names to CRT and SRT. Celebrity Reality Television, and Sh!tty Reality Television. I don't recall either one of them having a program dedicated to music videos for years.


I miss the good ol days of Headbanger's Ball and 120 minutes.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:07 PM


To go one further, Poison (Michael's glam-metal band) is the sole reason why the whole "hair-metal" craze died out the way it did- it's SO bad, it's simply laughable.



And I can't thank him enough for it!! hair metal sucked..

Though, to be truthful, Poison and Brett Michael only wounded hairmetel. It was still limping along in the early 90's with bands like Warrant and Slaughter. Kurt Cobain and Nirvana put the final bullet in the head of the hair band era..