Topic: potentially vs realistically
izzie's photo
Wed 02/04/09 12:00 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mothe r replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.

Kody_B's photo
Wed 02/04/09 12:02 PM
LOL amazing!!! im going to remember that one

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Wed 02/04/09 12:17 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

carebear19622's photo
Wed 02/04/09 12:43 PM
rofl rofl rofl good one sweetieflowerforyou

keepthehope's photo
Wed 02/04/09 10:09 PM
I have heard a similar version of that before!!laugh

izzie's photo
Thu 02/05/09 05:04 PM
i got it in an email..

Pete026's photo
Thu 02/05/09 08:24 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

PrincessPeaches's photo
Fri 02/06/09 07:55 AM
rofl