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| Topic: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... | |
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...a great adventure took place.
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........and it began in my shorts
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Why, did you have a colony in your shorts?
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 Well actually it started on, like, this desert planet called Tatoonie. Some dude named Luke lived there right?
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He said nothing of colonies........lol I hope
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...and some old guy named Obi Wan....ya' followin' me so far?
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...well one day Luke's uncle Owen purchased a pair of droids, right.
He needed one that understood the binary language of moisture vaporizors.....So anyway... One of the droids was carrying a message, dig?
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...well one day Luke's uncle Owen purchased a pair of droids, right.
He needed one that understood the binary language of moisture vaporizors.....So anyway... One of the droids was carrying a message, dig?
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...and it was from a princess
and keeps saying "Help me Obi Wan Kinobi...yr my only hope. Followin' me so far?
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....so, like, Luke is trippin'. Who's this princess, who's Obi Wan? He wants to figure this out, right? So....
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Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!
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Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look! so....
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Luke packs up the droids and cruises over to Old Ben Kinobi's place where he learns about the force and the evil empire and Darth Vader, and gets himself a lightsabre
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...well, turns out that the princess gave R2D2 the plans for the Evil Empire's Death Star.
They burned down Lukes house and killed his family looking for this droid O.K....So Ben says it's time to hustle , right ?
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....so Ben takes Luke to this funky ass cantina to meet some space pirate named Han Solo and
,like, this hairy Wookie thing.and they make arrangements to bolt from Tatoonie pronto, Right? Meanwhile they drink funky drinks to space jazz....
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...following me so far?
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Just messin with ya' dude...I saw the original Star Wars at the movies, before you had to donate a kidney to go!
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........and it began in my shorts 
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...so they haggle over the space fare and wind up on a ship known as the Millenium Falcon.
They have swivle chairs, big guns, and can go into hyperspace....O.K. It's the fastest ship in the Galaxy. Did some race in some ridiculous amount of parsecs....anyway...
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over the edge.....you are........
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