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Topic: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 06:58 PM
...a great adventure took place.:tongue:

Peccy's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:00 PM
........and it began in my shorts

sensualsweet's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:02 PM
Why, did you have a colony in your shorts?

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:03 PM
drinker Well actually it started on, like, this desert planet called Tatoonie. Some dude named Luke lived there right?:tongue:

Peccy's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:05 PM
He said nothing of colonies........lol I hope

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:06 PM
...and some old guy named Obi Wan....ya' followin' me so far?

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:11 PM
...well one day Luke's uncle Owen purchased a pair of droids, right.:tongue: He needed one that understood the binary language of moisture vaporizors.....So anyway...drinker One of the droids was carrying a message, dig?

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:11 PM
...well one day Luke's uncle Owen purchased a pair of droids, right.:tongue: He needed one that understood the binary language of moisture vaporizors.....So anyway...drinker One of the droids was carrying a message, dig?

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:17 PM
...and it was from a princessdrinker and keeps saying "Help me Obi Wan Kinobi...yr my only hope. Followin' me so far?:tongue:

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:21 PM
....so, like, Luke is trippin'. Who's this princess, who's Obi Wan? He wants to figure this out, right? So....drinker

wmb07's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:21 PM
Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:24 PM

Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!
Yes...exactly! So Luke asks his uncle about Obi Wan...and wouldn't you know....he's alive and living a short landspeeder trip away:tongue: so....

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:28 PM
Luke packs up the droids and cruises over to Old Ben Kinobi's place where he learns about the force and the evil empire and Darth Vader, and gets himself a lightsabre:tongue:

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:35 PM
...well, turns out that the princess gave R2D2 the plans for the Evil Empire's Death Star.drinker They burned down Lukes house and killed his family looking for this droid O.K....So Ben says it's time to hustle , right:tongue: ?

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:43 PM
....so Ben takes Luke to this funky ass cantina to meet some space pirate named Han Solo anddrinker ,like, this hairy Wookie thing.and they make arrangements to bolt from Tatoonie pronto, Right?:tongue: Meanwhile they drink funky drinks to space jazz....

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:47 PM
...following me so far?:tongue:

Peccy's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:48 PM
Just messin with ya' dude...I saw the original Star Wars at the movies, before you had to donate a kidney to go!

misstina2's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:50 PM

........and it began in my shorts
laugh laugh laugh laugh

scorpio90's photo
Wed 02/04/09 07:53 PM
...so they haggle over the space fare and wind up on a ship known as the Millenium Falcon.drinker They have swivle chairs, big guns, and can go into hyperspace....O.K. It's the fastest ship in the Galaxy. Did some race in some ridiculous amount of parsecs....anyway...:tongue:

no photo
Wed 02/04/09 08:00 PM
over the edge.....you are........noway

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