Topic: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... | |
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...a great adventure took place.
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........and it began in my shorts
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Why, did you have a colony in your shorts?
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He said nothing of colonies........lol I hope
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...and some old guy named Obi Wan....ya' followin' me so far?
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...well one day Luke's uncle Owen purchased a pair of droids, right.
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...well one day Luke's uncle Owen purchased a pair of droids, right.
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...and it was from a princess
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....so, like, Luke is trippin'. Who's this princess, who's Obi Wan? He wants to figure this out, right? So....
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Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!
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Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look! ![]() |
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Luke packs up the droids and cruises over to Old Ben Kinobi's place where he learns about the force and the evil empire and Darth Vader, and gets himself a lightsabre
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...well, turns out that the princess gave R2D2 the plans for the Evil Empire's Death Star.
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....so Ben takes Luke to this funky ass cantina to meet some space pirate named Han Solo and
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...following me so far?
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Just messin with ya' dude...I saw the original Star Wars at the movies, before you had to donate a kidney to go!
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........and it began in my shorts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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...so they haggle over the space fare and wind up on a ship known as the Millenium Falcon.
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over the edge.....you are........
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