Topic: Cremated Husband‏
TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 02/08/09 11:55 AM

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home.Picking up the urn he was in, she poured him out onto the patio
table.

Then tracing her fingers in the ashes,She started talking to him.'Herman,
you know that dishwasher you promised me?I bought it with the insurance
money!'She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the Ashes then said.

'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with
the
insurance money!'Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing Her
fingers in the ashes she said.
'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
insurance money!'Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
said. 'Herman, remember that blow job l promised you?' 'Get ready,
here it
comes.... noway

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Down2earthdebbie's photo
Sun 02/08/09 12:04 PM
ooooohhhh OUCH! laugh rofl slaphead

Down2earthdebbie's photo
Sun 02/08/09 12:09 PM
Well I LIKED YOUR JOKE! :wink:

innwfl58's photo
Sun 02/08/09 12:39 PM
damn, that is an old joke, about as funny as these internet dating sites...for all you ladies looking for a prince, let me know how many frogs you expect to kiss to find him and i will go out and catch them...need another good laugh...

no photo
Sun 02/08/09 12:44 PM
lawl

Drago01's photo
Sun 02/08/09 12:48 PM
It had me laughin laugh

rickfw's photo
Sun 02/08/09 12:56 PM
rofl rofl

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 02/08/09 09:11 PM

damn, that is an old joke, about as funny as these internet dating sites...for all you ladies looking for a prince, let me know how many frogs you expect to kiss to find him and i will go out and catch them...need another good laugh...



Humm but it seemed to have caught your attention enough to in fact take the time to post as well.bigsmile

Ohh and just in case you have not heard life is not a fairy tale things do not always happen the way we dreamed they would when we were little and always have a happy ending. Prince Charming or Cinderella is only what one believes another could be within their eyes as the perfect person for them. Everyone is looking for that special one that even with all their faults within their eyes they are the one that makes their heart beat faster and puts a bounce in their step. In reality life is not perfect we learn to make the most of what we have.

But one must learn as well that in order to find the good things in life we must not always focus on the bad things

Reality is we are the ones that are in control of what we do and what we choose to to do with our time. If we are unhappy with the things we choose to do or where we are then the only one to blame is ourselves for doing something that we do not enjoy.whoa





heartbreaker123's photo
Sun 02/08/09 09:29 PM
rofl drinks :banana: that was a good one!:thumbsup: to you

keepthehope's photo
Mon 02/09/09 12:08 AM
shocked :laughing: rofl