1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
spidermonkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my
butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask-- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth.