A woman goes to the doctors and complains,
"Dr. I love my husband very much, but his sex drive is virtually non
existent. Can you PLEASE help me?"
The doctor says,
"Well I've got these tablets which I'll prescribe for you.
you put one in his drink whenever you want to have sex. But. Stand back!
because they work fast. come back and see me in one week."
3 days later, the woman is back.
"DR. THOSE PILLS ARE MARVELOUS. I put one in his drink, and 5 minutes
later we were having sex on the table. we knocked all the cups and
saucers onto the floor. He was wild. Then we had sex over the back of
the chair, on the floor and on the stairs. It was fantastic.!"
"Glad to see it helped," said the doctor. Sorry about the cups and
saucers being broken.!
"That's ok," said the woman, "We won't be using that restaurant
again."

lmao.....

The Perkins crowd'll love that one - I'm passin it on!!!

so where is this restaurant ?? sounds like a fun place to go

well at least they let you finish the coarse!!!!!

want some special sauce in that sandwitch sir?

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