Here's a list of the things I did as a kid.. Too many to cut it down. Keep in mind, I later became a cop.. They're in no particular order.

Rolled horse apples down a hill timed almost perfectly so that they'd hit cars.

At that same intersection, there was a small depression where all the cars stopped. We poured a quart of oil in it when it was raining. One car hit the guardrail because of it.

Stole Dad's car when he and Mom were out. Sister snitched on me, and they were home when I got home.

Got suspended out of school right at finals time (Soph yr) for alkyhaul at skool.

Smashed my sister's head into the hood of the car after she kicked me in the crotch. Only time I ever hit a woman.

Got caught red-handed buttering up the windshield of the neighborhood's biggest nosy-body.

Got caught shop-lifting twice.

stuck a nail into a old can of red spray paint ..It covered my face and blinded me. I ran to where my mom was at .A neighbors man she thought I had cut off my face she just about passed out. when they realized it was paint. My butt got the old coaches vinyl whistle strap as my head was through a chair... my brother laughed at me all day.

you bad boy!

wow

myself and a friend poured gas across the road and waited in the bush for a log truck to go by then we lit up the night! the truck driver chased us around in the woods then about ten minutes later there was like six cops in on the search, but we didn't get caught.

i accidentally burnt my room down when i was like 5 playing with a lighter

I hugged everyone.

I told my son 3 times to stop pissing on the toilet seat because it wasn't pleasant waking up at 2am to sit on it. I collected it on a sponge and wrang it out on his head at 3am. He never did it again and we still love each other.

one? really?

um...i scaled across the outside of a bridge that covered the highway. it's a walking bridge that was covered over by chain-link fence...traffic came to a halt, people were begging me not to jump...i was twelve.

busted for running guns across state lines, fourteen.

busted for public intox and curfew violation, fourteen.

busted for shoplifting, fourteen.

busted for stealing a car, fourteen.

temporarily kicked from school for decking a teacher, fourteen.

arrested for 56 felony counts, seventeen.

I convinced my friend it was a good idea to light matches and throw them into the neighbors garbage can behind the house. Heck, I didn't know it would set the can on fire. My a$$ still hurts from that beat down. Ahahaha.

Bad action #1 - Involvement in a scam, knocking on neighbors doors, saying we were the new newspaper boys and requesting the month deposit in advance. Around the 3rd or 4th person, we knocked, and the door was opened by a lady in a wheelchair, she was very nice to us and even gave us a tip in advance. We both felt horrible for what we did. Never did such a thing like that again. Never did get caught, but should have, in order to reconcile..monetarily and spiritually.

Bad action # 2 - Throwing berries into a neigbors window, 3 flights up in an aparment. We kept throwing berries into this guys window...for kicks. Out of nowhere, this deranged man with a gun starts chasing us. So we ran into the house..barely got in, just enough time to put on the chain locks...The guy then starts to kick the door in. He goes to the window and starts banging on that...so we started freaking out and grabbed for the phone to call the cops....four words I will never forget that he said as pointed to us and started to back away " this house is marked" ..we never threw berries into that guys window again..and we never saw him again either

roco

14 was a very bad year huh?

*sighs* yeah...it really was. i was a complete mess.

Well, at least you turned it around and are ok now.

when I was younger my friends and I would remove the flint from lighters we'd have like ten or so then we'd knock on the picture window of people in the neighborhood while heating up a flint or two and when someone came to the window we would throw the heated flint against the window and if you've ever done that you know that it makes alot of sparks and we got alot of people pretty good!! sometimes you'd hear the women inside scream. It was pretty funny.

*grins* did i hear a question in there...lol...

yes, i did. it still took many years for people finally to start believing that the change was for real and permanent. your actions live with you for good.

Not at all, I mean I haven't seen you on the news lately or anything........