> A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby

> delivered.

>

> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was

> testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer

> a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's

> father. The machine was remarkable as it required no

> attachments to the dad but would transfer the pain.

>

> He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said

> they were very much in favor of it.

>

> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 per cent for

> starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more

> pain than the father had ever experienced before.

>

> But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and

> asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The

> doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 per cent pain

> transfer.

>

> The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then

> checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at

> how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try

> for 50 per cent. The husband continued to feel quite well.

>

> Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife

> considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer

> ALL the pain to him.

>

> The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain,

> and the husband had experienced no pain either. She and

> her husband were ecstatic!

>

>

> When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.

very funny stuff

LOL!! I love it!!!