Topic: Doctor, Doctor
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Tue 03/17/09 09:43 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Tue 03/17/09 09:43 AM
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter,
"As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children."
St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says,
"As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says,
"I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies,
"You may enter. But,"
he adds,
"you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

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