Topic: Priceless
ellgee1976's photo
Thu 05/03/07 04:14 PM
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The
tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front
of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumpersticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the
'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally...I assumed you had stolen
the car."

Priceless.


Could ya imagine how horrid this would be? lol

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Thu 05/03/07 04:15 PM
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LMAO!!! Ain't karma a b*tch???


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Thu 05/03/07 04:17 PM
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Thu 05/03/07 04:18 PM
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Thu 05/03/07 04:18 PM
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Thu 05/03/07 04:30 PM
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