a bedtime story without all the fluffiness!

People in hell want ice water.

I want fluffiness!

which they will never get.

men!

I'm going to bed. Goodnight and sweet dreams! Think happy thawts!

sounds like a backstreet boys song,

Fluffiness has its place I guess.

Fluffiness has its place. Somewhere.

Night fluff boy

So what happened to your face?

yea it does

I'll tell you a story

...steel pipe went through my hard hat and hard head 2 weeks ago at work.

ouch!

Oh Sweet Jesus.....I bet you still have a headache. Glad you are ok!

let's hear it

I'm fine. Head full of stitches. Pulled them last week. Nice scar. Great pictures.

We all know the story of good ol' Pinnochio
Who told lies and his nose would grow.
But what I have worked out (being a marvelous sleuth)
Is that this reason for growth is far from the truth.

The actual tale is twisted, cruel and demented-
It was a secret, but Penguin books relented
And gave me the green light, the thumbs up, the go ahead
To reveal the striking disorder on Pinocchio's head.

So how the true story of Pinnochio really goes,
Is that his nose was his penis and his penis his nose.
Don't laugh, it's not funny, it's a horrible thing!
Can you imagine the torment such a disorder would bring?

And I actually didn't get a headache. Just tired.