Topic: The Wash Cloth.
uk1971's photo
Sat 04/11/09 04:47 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Sat 04/11/09 04:47 AM
I got this in an email from a friend. It has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman or man alive today who won't crack up over this!


I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom.
"Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied,
"No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it

oops bigsmile :banana:

402070's photo
Mon 04/13/09 02:18 PM
O M G ! To funny.

njmom05's photo
Mon 04/13/09 02:21 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Want2B5ft's photo
Tue 04/14/09 06:21 AM
rofl

no photo
Tue 04/14/09 08:08 AM
Hehehehehe...that was a knee-slapper! :laughing:

Jungian101's photo
Tue 04/14/09 08:19 AM
good one !! rofl rofl rofl rofl

120557's photo
Tue 04/14/09 08:48 AM
Suprising what they put in there!laugh

Meg8771's photo
Tue 04/14/09 08:49 AM
Makes the trip even that much more fun the next time!

harrypotter2's photo
Tue 04/14/09 01:08 PM
laugh laugh