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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 04/11/09 08:21 AM
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Remember the song I will Survive?...I'm sure you do.....
Well sing along these words below to the tune of that song At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullsh!t, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!  
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LOL
Good one love it..... |
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OH MY GOD!!! This is something to sing at Karaoke!!! You might see me on You Tube someday!!!
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