| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 32 | |
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      sends me flowers every month
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      wants to go to the local Starbucks for a cup of java and conversation
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      Wants a facelift but is afraid he'll look like Joan Rivers
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      is really a dance instructor but tells everyone he is a Dock Worker 
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      likes to eat fritos at the middle of  the  night!
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      Thinks the internet is just a fad.   | |
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|        (((Holly)))         Wants to kidnap me to N.Y. to go to a Mets game. | |
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      Wants me to take him to see "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
 Rara like to dress up!!!   (((((((((((((((Ed!))))))))))))))       | |
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| Thinks a smartass is someone who can fart intelligently.   | |
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| Doesn't want anyone to know I was singing dirty songs to her over the phone...... This is the song he was singing "oooo spread your cheeks... ....girl, I got the vasaline rite heeeere. spread your cheeks girl, you've got nut'n to feeaar and tho it may hurt for just a little while soooon the pain will faaaade please don't think I'm a queeeeer 'cause I want to get you from the reeeaaar so spread your cheeks and let me slide right in spread you cheeks and stop fiIight'n"......... | |
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| Gave all her guys pedicures while they were imprisoned in her basement good one holly | |
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| Wants me to take him to see "Rocky Horror Picture Show" Rara like to dress up!!!   (((((((((((((((Ed!))))))))))))))       holly's takeing me too. I'll be Magenta and she's gonna be janet(that slut) | |
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      writes porno in her spare time!!!
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      only knows that because he my editor/biggest fan!
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      likes to create new eggnog recipes
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| likes to create new eggnog recipes how did you know .. dude you hit that one right on the head! Try this one. eqqnog- rum- bailys irish cream eggnog- rum- yoo hoo eqqnog- disaronno- vanilla soy milk- yoo hoo eggbong- water- herb- fire- inhail Please drink responsible drease plink repossible | |
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      doesn't know I just OD'd on my leftover Easter candy   | |
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      likes to peek in windows and then call the cops and turn herself in
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      linda never chips in for the nog supplies but she always brings here eggbong.
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      likes to roll grass clippings and then make extra money selling them
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