| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 32 | |
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      Thinks he needs to come autograph my leg immobilizer.
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      Forgot that she's asked me to autograph that and some other things........
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      Isn't aware I have superior bladder control.   | |
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      Will be doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble once she gets in the Guiness Book of World Records upon completion of the Physical Pain Endurance Challenge.
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      Cowboys allowed IN to her ranch  but not OUT!   | |
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      has camera, will travel
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      Will be wishing Mitch all of her deepest sympathies.   | |
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        Edited by
        LindaJL56
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        Mon 04/13/09 05:29 AM
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      ?I don't think she knows I've been outa the loop, sick
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      was the original coppertone little girl
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      was the original puppy dog
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      wants me to use my teeth on her underwear again      | |
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      wants a license to chase cars
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      and women
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      wants me to do my practice test on her    | |
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      Can't even summon enough enthusiasm to masturbate
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      slated to be on" Dancing With the Stars"  next season
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      Dances with the stars off camera.........   | |
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      Oh, hi Holly, I thought I smelt Chanel #5 and Vodka somewhere
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| Oh, hi Holly, I thought I smelt Chanel #5 and Vodka somewhere TBRich - I see they let you out of the Home today!   (love ya!) | |
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      I just puked all over a girl's driveway and she is cleaning it with a bucket of water, someday's I am a real mess.
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