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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 32 | |
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But Momma, that's where the fun is...
She was blinded by the light, reved up like a Deuce another runner in the night |
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mad because someone stole his clown outfit (hey TB, what up)
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mad because someone stole his Viagra, nothing but work, eat, sleep
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does not need me to give him any of my Viagra because all he does is eat, sleep and work
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Hope he is willing to send me some on my next day off, if he hasn't used it all up e-mailing Holly
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wants to use up the Viagra I give him while having phone sex on 900 numbers
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likes a cup of warm milk before he goes to bed...
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Actually liked the "new" Coke back in the 80's.
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likes to dip oreos in coke!
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Hoarded a lifetime supply of "new" Coke fer' my cookies!
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tried to snort a can of coke from a vending machine the other day
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Is really sun-blond under that Miss Clairol
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Is eating miss clairol that's how he knows the drapes don't match the carpet.
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Is hiding Osama Bin Laden in his closet.
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Helped to bring him over, convinced him to hide in the closet.
Also convinced him he was in the closet. Planning on moving to massachusettes with him. |
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Is jealous that Osama and I have a special bond.
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Drank up all his rent money!
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Drank up all his rent money!
Hey, Patron isn't cheap! And I can always live in my car. Scorpio's favorite movie of all time is Titantic. He's got a big man crush on DiCaprio. |
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Drank up all his rent money!
Hey, Patron isn't cheap! And I can always live in my car. Scorpio's favorite movie of all time is Titantic. He's got a big man crush on DiCaprio.
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I like my men dangerous! ;) lol
Scorpio is actually "Zero Cool"!!! |
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