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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sat 04/25/09 11:37 PM
Dear diary......I will pay anyone $4587974894839232 to give me a massage RIGHT NOW!!! that's what you're new husband is for. otherwise, i would. but i don't want to start any drama. . . . I dont have a new husband remember. Im marrying myself!!! i still don't want to start any drama between gypsy and muriel. . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:37 PM
Dear Diary, Ya know why some girls have sore belly buttons? Blond guys are dumb too. Ha! Ha! EFFING! Ha!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:38 PM
Always the bachelor with the kung fu grip on himself. Rosie kung fu grip!!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sat 04/25/09 11:38 PM
I'm just still wining about always being the brides maid and never the bride at least you're getting close. i'm just always an observer. . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:39 PM
Dear diary......I will pay anyone $4587974894839232 to give me a massage RIGHT NOW!!! that's what you're new husband is for. otherwise, i would. but i don't want to start any drama. . . . I dont have a new husband remember. Im marrying myself!!! i still don't want to start any drama between gypsy and muriel. . . . But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a full body massage right now!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:40 PM
Dear diary........Im not sure if EVERYONE feels this way but are you so incredibly sore and tired from your job???? Should a job so physcially and mentally demanding that when friends invite you out for drinks afterwards you just want to go home instead???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 04/25/09 11:40 PM
I'm just still wining about always being the brides maid and never the bride Hmmmmmmmmm should I take off my wedding dress then???? I dont want to make you feel bad!! aww its ok

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sat 04/25/09 11:41 PM
Dear diary......I will pay anyone $4587974894839232 to give me a massage RIGHT NOW!!! that's what you're new husband is for. otherwise, i would. but i don't want to start any drama. . . . I dont have a new husband remember. Im marrying myself!!! i still don't want to start any drama between gypsy and muriel. . . . But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a full body massage right now!!!!! a FULL body massage? . . .

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24730	Sat 04/25/09 11:42 PM
Home is where the best "jobs" happen!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:42 PM
I'm just still wining about always being the brides maid and never the bride Hmmmmmmmmm should I take off my wedding dress then???? I dont want to make you feel bad!! aww its ok I only got to wear it once!!! I want to wear it again!! Maybe to the mall???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:43 PM
Dear diary......I will pay anyone $4587974894839232 to give me a massage RIGHT NOW!!! that's what you're new husband is for. otherwise, i would. but i don't want to start any drama. . . . I dont have a new husband remember. Im marrying myself!!! i still don't want to start any drama between gypsy and muriel. . . . But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a full body massage right now!!!!! a FULL body massage? . . . Even my arms and calves..........eveerrrrrrrrrrything hurtz!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:43 PM
Home is where the best "jobs" happen! I need a new job that pays me incredible money!!! Know of any???

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24730	Sat 04/25/09 11:45 PM
Home is where the best "jobs" happen! I need a new job that pays me incredible money!!! Know of any??? How limber are you?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 04/25/09 11:45 PM
I'm getting tired. Long great day.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:46 PM
Home is where the best "jobs" happen! I need a new job that pays me incredible money!!! Know of any??? How limber are you? I just ran 8 hours!!!! But now I cant move!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sat 04/25/09 11:46 PM
Dear diary......I will pay anyone $4587974894839232 to give me a massage RIGHT NOW!!! that's what you're new husband is for. otherwise, i would. but i don't want to start any drama. . . . I dont have a new husband remember. Im marrying myself!!! i still don't want to start any drama between gypsy and muriel. . . . But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a full body massage right now!!!!! a FULL body massage? . . . Even my arms and calves..........eveerrrrrrrrrrything hurtz!!! i was thinking of some other places..... . . .

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 04/25/09 11:47 PM
Dear diary, I molested someone......myself.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:48 PM
Dear diary, I molested someone......myself. Were you any good??? and did you scream out your own name???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 04/25/09 11:49 PM
Those limosine steak tips kicked my ass.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24730	Sat 04/25/09 11:49 PM
Dear diary, I molested someone......myself. I've been MElested