I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house
this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay,
a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder
of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a
chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.