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      *puts hands up*
 
  This inane thread is sponsored by Schweppes  | 
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      Ella WHO?  
    
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      I poach elephants.  
     
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     Ella WHO?   
Do you like smelly pants?  | 
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      I went to Catholic school...Sister Mary Elephant was a real "heavy" hitter...
     
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     I went to Catholic school...Sister Mary Elephant was a real "heavy" hitter... I gotta go to the can, man.  | 
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     I poach elephants. I fry elephants  | 
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      Oh? Do you use Canola Oil or Vegetable? 
     
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      I use baby panda oil..
     
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      oh no. That's such poor quality. remember... Quality, NOT quantity. Your skin will thank you, young man. 
     
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      What do elephants use for tampons?
 
  Sheep! What do elephants use for vibrators? Epileptic sheep! *ducks the rotten tomatoes*  | 
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      i'll take elephant poaching for 200$ please 
     
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     *puts hands up* This inane thread is sponsored by Schweppes   
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     oh no. That's such poor quality. remember... Quality, NOT quantity. Your skin will thank you, young man. I am already ugly it doesnt really matter, all i care about is harming endangered animals.  | 
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     What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep! What do elephants use for vibrators? Epileptic sheep! *ducks the rotten tomatoes* *GROANS*  | 
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      You think you're ugly.. Yet you like Elephants... ;/
     
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     You think you're ugly.. Yet you like Elephants... ;/ Yes, its a paradox i know.  | 
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